Apologies if some of the references and stuff in here don't make as much sense as they could, I've rather shamefully copied this over from another forum. Sadly, I don't have enough time to make a bespoke thread for each one. And likewise, sorry if any pics are duplicated from other threads, see disclaimer in the previous sentence. Just scrolll on through, lol.....
Wotcher! It's that time of year again, and once more your humble reporter (me) was out braving the vagaries of the British wevver to bring some random snaps of random automotive art for your delectation and delight. Or, more prosaically, some photos of cars. Rarely for one of the more "mainstream" shows, there is actually some rotary interest, though you might have to be paying attention to spot it. The rest of it is just cars, so the usual disclaimers apply, if you're not interest I suggest you slope off out the back quietly now so as not to disturb the rest of us...
...have they gone? Good stuff, I'll press on. This is one of those shows I've always meant to get to and never managed it. Which is pretty poor when it's supposed to be one of the premier static retro shows in the UK. And it's about the closest to my humble abode in the Deepest South. I'd have missed it this year were it not for Bish posting about it, and even then I was bereft of transport since I've taken both my RX-7s to bits and can't get them back together. Fortunately Rich/Phil of the Mercury Cougar was pressed into taxi service without too much protestation, so off we set.
First things, I hope you all appreciate how much we've suffered for our art here. The warmest we saw on the car display was four degrees. It was cold. All damn day. Still, considering a week ago the Rushmoor Arena had been under a foot of snow, it could have been worse. And given just how muddy and cack the ground was, surprisingly few vehicles got stuck, albeit plenty left early to avoid the quagmire. It's a funny show, absolutely random in how the cars are arranged. It seems to be that whatever rocks up in whatever order is how it gets laid out, just like the coolest car park in the world. So you can get a Beetle next to a BelAir next to a bus next to a Belvedere...
With that in mind, it at least makes writing a thread about it easy cos I can just plop them all up in random order and it'll accurately reflect the show experience. Shall I get on with it, then?
Oookay. Even before we'd left the car park there was stuff to mooch about admiring. Such as this Cossie...
which goes some way to illustrating straight away what a grey and uninspiring day it was. Didn't help I had the camera on the wrong setting and didn't notice till halfway through. Doh! I'm lucky any of the photos came out at all. *ahem* Nice wheels, mind
This Soarer drew my attention too, nicely lowered and with BBS LMs (which are always hard to ignore, even without centre caps) it shows the big Toyota luxo-barge is starting to make it's presence felt on the UK modding scene.
I would have spent more time just in the carpark but Rich/Phil was getting grumpy about all the Yank iron he was missing out on, so we had to leave for the actual Arena proper. His wish was granted, cos very soon after paying our £5 entry (UTTER bargain given the number of vehicles this entitles you to see) we narowly avoided getting run over by a Camaro
This is absolutely true, BTW. Teach us to watch where we're going. Shortly after this the driver parked his Chevy up on top of the bank, got out, walked round the back to get his coat out of the boot... then had to run back and dive into the cabin as the footbrake (American version of handbrake) failed and it started rolling down the bank. Since the "bank" is about thirty feet high and around 1 in 4 steep this could have been quite serious... if it hadn't been so funny to watch. Fortunately he rescued it or it wouldn't have been funny, and wisely drove away to find somewhere more level to park.
At the top of the bank next to the ill-fated Camaro's slot was one of the largest things in the show. Indeed, one of the largest things in the entire world, lol. Also gives a glimpse of the packed arena. You can see the red Transit which is approximately where the runaway Camaro would have ended up landing
A giant American Peterbilt that had us living out our Convoy fantasies (in my case these mostly involve Ali McGraw, to be fair). Next door, and dwarfed by such company (which is not something that's usually easily achieved!) was a nice '51 Caddy Series 62
In a... errr.... fetching (?) shade of olive drab. As always, I love American automobile heraldry. Where every car has it's chrome-bauble identity. And even the rockets have faces
We headed down from the bank into the arena, lured by the sea of cars packed in there. Cars were still arriving as we descended, hooning along the perimeter road at the bottom to find a space to show off. Took me ages to think what this was, finally deciding it was a 50s Buick coupe. Of course, it isn't, it's a finless BelAir but just in case any smartalecs want to pull me up on the filename, that's why. I simply couldn't face battling Photobucket's new evil empire trying to change it. So there.
The next thing to drive by was this excellent '63 Ford Ranch Wagon
which was running fast reacting suspension, I dunno if it was air or hydraulics but it was most impressive how quickly it dumped itself on its belly and scraped off with sparks and scraping shooting out from underneath
and then we were in amongst the rows and rows of exhibits. At random, where we'd come in was a collection of rods and vintage sedans in varying states of dereliction, modification and patination. Don't expect me to ID any of these beyond "it's a Ford". I love rods (some rods, anyway) but whether it's a '32 or a '33 is beyond my skillz to tell.
Red wheels seem to be making a strong comeback and always look right on an open-wheeled rod. Amazing how so much engine can breathe through so little carburettor, lol
This big old beast looked like it had just rolled out of a barn in Arizona last week and come straight here. Patination done right; no contrived rust, no rat-look, just good old-fashioned age and neglect
You'd have to be hardcore to go any distance in it, though. Especially in this weather, thank God it stayed dry! Roof lining needs some ... errr... lining!
This is a perfect illustration of how eclectic and random the show is; Grandad's Express Austin 7 rubs shoulders with Tupperware Torpedo Trevor
Austere Austin cabin with steering wheel controls to faff about with advance/retard on the move. Like all gentlemen motorists should. Wheel ribbed for extra tactile pleasure, lol
I believe I snapped this Cortina GT up at the Classic Motor Show in Brum. Maybe it was another, but it certainly is a lovely example. Even in 70's Bookie's Lung Brown
No such drab livery on this RS2000 Escort. The baby blue stood out like a glimpse of sky after a British winter, lol
Stood out almost as far as the arches, in fact
As if to prove that things with a Blue Oval nailed on and scabby old Yank obscura weren't the only fruit, right in amongst the rods was this rather fat Datsun. Might even be Phat. I took a pic despite its hovercraft-style rear skirt, which usually upset me quite profoundly, but mostly because it has a Rocket Bunny rear wing. Which clearly is not only a prodigiously cool ducktail, but also the coolest tuning house name evarr
...aaaaaand back to the rods. Ford, natch
and another Ford. There seems to be something wrong with the track on this Capri. Like a dwarf taking a dump
One from the other side of the Pond. Still a Ford, mind. There were plenty of Mustangs about, as you'd expect from the original million-selling blue collar worker I suppose. This fastback is one of the prettier shapes, I always think. And because I'm shallow I take pics of pretty things rather than necessarily the oldest or rarest or whatever, lol
This Moggy seems to have the front of one of the old Frazer-Nash BMW imports. Bit odd. Not even sure it started life as a pickup, to be fair it looks like it's seens plenty of grinder action.
A lot of Buicks around today as well. Unusual for what always seems to be the most under-represented American marque at such days (except Studebaker of course, but we won't mention them). I love seeing how the designers managed to keep the Ventiports as a motif for so many decades and the ways in which they tried to freshen up and keep the design of them modern
Moar Ford rod. This one's a fiddy-six. It says so on the numberplate, lol. Thank the lord for black heritage plates, makes my life so much easier
I know I've been waffling on about how many Fords there were (as usual, it's cos there are so many Fords around y'know) but of course they are not the only route to hotrodding nirvana. Here's something a bit different;
Not sure what's with the rear camber, given that there are no longer actually any arches to have to wedge those mahoosive wheels under, but who cares when it looks this good?
One for Ada-san. Karmann Ghia looked excellent in green. You would never think that beige bumpers would work either, but it does for me. Sorta like an aircooled rear-engined Fry's Chocolate Cream
World's most iconic pie plate? And it's as much Lotus as Ford, so there.
Rich/Phil always makes me feel like there's an exam at the end, so I always try not to let him down with my Yank tank identification skillz. I'm a feeble padawan to his Jedi master when it comes to picking the year out of a model-run, but it keeps us occupied, lol. You may think a Charger is a Charger is a Charger. But you'd be wrong, see? This one, cool as it is and gorgeous in crisp white, is clearly a sixty...
ahhh, that'd be telling. See if you guess by the time the next one comes along
'68. Did you get it? Giveaway clues are the wee round side repeaters, twin round taillights and the full-front grille with no nosepiece. Actually, this is my personal fave year for Chargers, and this one really blew my skirt up cos of the unusual colour. Lovely
Speaking of unusual colours, this 'Stang certainly brightened up the dour day rather
Sorta the opposite of what a bumper's for nowadays, what with Elf-and-Safe-Tea-Gawn-Mad making car design into an exercise in things being a nice place for pedestrians to get their idiotic selves run over, this seems to be designed to do as much damage as possible. If they'd had Mustangs in medieval times they wouldn't have needed to invent the battering ram
I've snapped this Lincoln sled before, too, but it bears repeating as it's so achingly cool without trying too hard
The interior is lush in new white leather but the windows were up so you'll have to refer to my Wings and Wheels show thread of last year to see, lol. Instead, have some other detail shots you might have missed
Even the windows have patination, but I guess finding new glass and seals for a 50s Lincoln isn't all that simple. Mooneyes logo kinda obligatory
Moar aircooled malarkey in the shape of a couple of nicely presented splitties. Not 100% what the colour of the nearest one is, myself. I don't even know how to describe it, TBH. Does it have a name? It's like it's from the Dulux Country Edwardian Bathrooms range or something.
Blue one (easy one, that) is lovely though.