philly
Part of things
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Mar 26, 2006 21:28:55 GMT
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does any one know any comedy car related sayings like:
"my cars got 180bhp at the spare wheel and will do 200mph in reverse."
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"your car couldnt pull the skin of a rice puddin"
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ford - Fix Or Repair Daily / Found On a Rubbish Dump / Driver Retuns On Foot. Lotous - Lots Of Trouble Usally Serious (hope I don't offend- fords are top)
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"ive seen more meat in a chickins top lip"
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"all it needs is a new flux capacitor"
over to you
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spaceframe mini project, bmw 635csi, mx5
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Mar 26, 2006 22:19:32 GMT
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someone on here put "sounds like a weasel farting in a mudbath" once. i forget who it was...
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comedy car sayingsDarrenW
@darrenw
Club Retro Rides Member 74
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Mar 26, 2006 22:36:29 GMT
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"your car couldnt pull the skin of a rice puddin" Hah hah I use that a lot, and "wouldn't pull you out of bed"...
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Mar 26, 2006 22:49:26 GMT
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it doesnt turn heads it snaps necks...
it purrs like a kitten growls like a badger!!
rich
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1974 Fiat 130 Coupe 1987 Saab 900 turbo 1988 Mercedes 300ce coupe 1988 Skoda Classic Trials Car 1988 Skoda road rally rapid 1990 Saab 9000 Carlsson
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Mar 26, 2006 23:34:19 GMT
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"If they had opposable thumbs, they would carry flick-knives."
Okay...I was explaining the viciousness of badgers to a noob but the sentiment is the same.
*n
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Top grammar tips! Bought = purchased. Brought = relocated Lose = misplace/opposite of win. Loose = your mum
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"not so much of a head turner, more of a stomach turner"
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1941 Wolseley Not Rod - 1956 Humber Hawk - 1957 Daimler Conquest - 1966 Buick LeSabre - 1968 Plymouth Sport Fury - 1968 Ford Galaxie - 1969 Ford Country Squire - 1969 Mercury Marquis - 1970 Morris Minor - 1970 Buick Skylark - 1970 Ford Galaxie - 1971 Ford Galaxie - 1976 Continental Mark IV - 1976 Ford Capri - 1994 Ford Fiesta
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ACURA Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
AMC All Makes Combined A Major Cost A Mutated Car A Morons Car Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Automobile Under Demonic Influence Another Ugly Deutsche Invention Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BMW Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Break My Window Break My Windshield Babbling Mechanical Wench Beastly Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Barely Moving Wreck Big Money Waste Big Money. Why? Big Money Works Born Moderately Wealthy Breaks Most Wrenches Bring More Wrenches Brings Me Women Brings More Women Broken Money Waster Broke My Wallet Broken Monstrous Wonder Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
DODGE Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Dead Old Dog Going East Dead On Day Guarantee Expires Dead On Delivery, Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
EDSEL Every Day Something Else Leaks
FIAT Failed Italian Automotive Technology Fix It Again, Tony! Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
FORD Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Fast Only Rolling Downhill First On Race Day First On Recall Day Fabricated Of Refried Dung Fails On Rainy Days Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream Fatally Obese Redneck Driver Fault Of R&D Finally Obsolete Racing Device Fireball On Rear Denting First On Road to Dump First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Recycle Dilemma Flipping Over Results in Death Flipped Over Roadside Disaster Follow Our Rusty Dogsled Foot On Road Decelerates Forced On Reluctant Drivers Formed Of Rejected DNA Forwarded Once; Return Denied Forward Only; Reverse Defective Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin Fork Over Repair Dough Fouled Out Re-done Dodge Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration Free Or Reduced Drastically Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Funny Old Rattling Dump (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GEO Good Engineering Overlooked
GM General Maintenance Great Mistake Garbage Motors Generally Miserable Grossly Misconceived Gluteus Maximus
GMC Garage Man's Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming? Generally Mediocre Cars Get More Chicks Gets Mechanics Crazy Gods Mechanical Curse Got More curse word Great Mountain Climber Great Motor Car
GTO Gas, Tires, Oil
HONDA Had One Never Did Again Hang On, Not Done Accelerating Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
JEEP Just Eats Every Part Junk Engineering Executed Poorly Just Empty Every Pocket
MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MG Money Guzzler
MGB Might Go Backwards
MGF Might Go Forward
MIATA My Intention Always To Accelerate
MOPAR Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Parts And Rust Move Over People Are Racing Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly My Old Pig Ain't Running My Only Problems Are Repairs
MUSTANG Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
OLDSMOBILE Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday
PINTO Put In Nickel To Operate Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PLYMOUTH Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PORSCHE Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown Sad Attempt At Beauty Sorry Auto, Always Broken Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass The One You Ought To Avoid
TRIUMPH This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW Virtually Worthless
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1941 Wolseley Not Rod - 1956 Humber Hawk - 1957 Daimler Conquest - 1966 Buick LeSabre - 1968 Plymouth Sport Fury - 1968 Ford Galaxie - 1969 Ford Country Squire - 1969 Mercury Marquis - 1970 Morris Minor - 1970 Buick Skylark - 1970 Ford Galaxie - 1971 Ford Galaxie - 1976 Continental Mark IV - 1976 Ford Capri - 1994 Ford Fiesta
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One's I'm boredof hearing which the generalpublic seemto think are very funny for yank tank owners:
"how many gallons to the mile?"
"bet that will pass anything but a petrol station"
"You've passed your HGV test then..."
A mate of mine describes my big ol' V8s as an engine that "fires once every lamp post"
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1941 Wolseley Not Rod - 1956 Humber Hawk - 1957 Daimler Conquest - 1966 Buick LeSabre - 1968 Plymouth Sport Fury - 1968 Ford Galaxie - 1969 Ford Country Squire - 1969 Mercury Marquis - 1970 Morris Minor - 1970 Buick Skylark - 1970 Ford Galaxie - 1971 Ford Galaxie - 1976 Continental Mark IV - 1976 Ford Capri - 1994 Ford Fiesta
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