Went to the local RSOC show @ Oxton on Sunday & had a great time!
Half way back I decided to avoid the ring road back home. Too boring with too many outside lane hoggers doing 30mph. So thought I'd have a dash back through town instead.
So just 1/2 mile into my de-tour, I'm pottering up a wide main road towards the city. Lots of traffic and a steady 30mph.
Suddenly amongst the many cars travelling in the opposite direction is a blue Corsa.
He's slightly wandering a bit over the white line.
I'm thinking he must be txting or picking his ass or something.
He'll wake up in a second & swerve back to his side.
Then he's wandering well over the white line.
Bloody Hell! The idiots coming head on right at me!!
OMG he's either asleep or tryin to top himself!
This's gonna hurt!!!
Where am I gonna go?
?
Luckily there was a bus lane for me to dive into. I swerved out of his way waiting for the bang but praying that he wouldn't go down the side of me.
BANG!!!!!!!
I stopped in total shock & looked round expecting him to be stopped just behind me
He's not there is he
He's woken up and bounced straight back to his side of the road & ****ed off!
I spun straight round and saw him 5 cars infront. He must ave seen/heard me (you'd ave thought the green had just lit at the pod)
Knowing he had NO chance of getting away, he saw sense & pulled over 1/4mile down the road. I pulled along side and I won't bother type next few sentences. I think you'll have an idea what I said to him..
I parked up properly and gets out the car.
"Are you drunk or on drugs?"
No
"Did you fall asleep at the wheel?"
No
"Then what the fu*k where you doing??"
I had cramp in my leg and was bending down rubbing it.. Thought I was still going in a straight line...
Result, I managed to save the car from being totalled. But I'm still lumbered with this
Half way back I decided to avoid the ring road back home. Too boring with too many outside lane hoggers doing 30mph. So thought I'd have a dash back through town instead.
So just 1/2 mile into my de-tour, I'm pottering up a wide main road towards the city. Lots of traffic and a steady 30mph.
Suddenly amongst the many cars travelling in the opposite direction is a blue Corsa.
He's slightly wandering a bit over the white line.
I'm thinking he must be txting or picking his ass or something.
He'll wake up in a second & swerve back to his side.
Then he's wandering well over the white line.
Bloody Hell! The idiots coming head on right at me!!
OMG he's either asleep or tryin to top himself!
This's gonna hurt!!!
Where am I gonna go?
?Luckily there was a bus lane for me to dive into. I swerved out of his way waiting for the bang but praying that he wouldn't go down the side of me.
BANG!!!!!!!
I stopped in total shock & looked round expecting him to be stopped just behind me
He's not there is he
He's woken up and bounced straight back to his side of the road & ****ed off!
I spun straight round and saw him 5 cars infront. He must ave seen/heard me (you'd ave thought the green had just lit at the pod)
Knowing he had NO chance of getting away, he saw sense & pulled over 1/4mile down the road. I pulled along side and I won't bother type next few sentences. I think you'll have an idea what I said to him..
I parked up properly and gets out the car.
"Are you drunk or on drugs?"
No
"Did you fall asleep at the wheel?"
No
"Then what the fu*k where you doing?
?"I had cramp in my leg and was bending down rubbing it.. Thought I was still going in a straight line...
Result, I managed to save the car from being totalled. But I'm still lumbered with this
.
