Today i was having a play around with my new car, seeing what worked and what needed a bit of attention when a thought passed through my mind that i hadnt sat in the back of it yet and that the rear seats looked rather comfy. I proceded to climb in the back and took in the armchair style seating arrangment....very comfy ;D. It was whilst sat here with the sun beaming though the window and some good music surrounding me on the stereo that i noticed the front seats had some pockets in the back, i then pulled one open to see if it would reveal any wonders.....a set of stereo removal keys and a old chocolate bar wrapper. Then i moved on to the next one, hoping for a similar bounty, but on it's dexter side i was greeted with.....A FECKIN USED CONDOM!!!!!.
What sort of sick curse word would sell a car with a used condom still contained inside!!!
?? I was horrified and luckly i had the window open as i hurled the decomposed mastabatory aid in to the ...well lets not get hung up on the details of where it went. I then proceded to throw myself from the vehicle, run in to the house, wash my hands, grab the hoover and hoover the curse word out of the car. I'll probably spring for a valeter to come and wet washt he whole interior to completly eradicate any evedence of the previous owners fornications (probably with himself)
What sort of sick curse word would sell a car with a used condom still contained inside!!!
?? I was horrified and luckly i had the window open as i hurled the decomposed mastabatory aid in to the ...well lets not get hung up on the details of where it went. I then proceded to throw myself from the vehicle, run in to the house, wash my hands, grab the hoover and hoover the curse word out of the car. I'll probably spring for a valeter to come and wet washt he whole interior to completly eradicate any evedence of the previous owners fornications (probably with himself) 
I certanly wasnt laughing
