Thought i'd save myself a couple of quid and give myself an excuse to mess about in the garage without getting covered in oil for a change. Bought myself an all metal stapler in a fetching shade of blue for the bargain price of £1.50 from Tesco. Drilled out the rivets holding the shell to the chassis and welded some 1.5mm steel bent appropriately in the vice between the two.
Voila:
And thus allowing me to staple together our club newsletter:
Voila:
And thus allowing me to staple together our club newsletter: