But not the one you were all expecting! Ha! ;D
Check out this Beast. A real beauty of a car, the very pinnacle of auto-engineering, and a tribute to it's fastidious owner!
Seriously... I had to shift a load of old tat from out of my garden (bits of wood and metal, old cooker - I sometimes even astound myself at just how council I can be!), and so "Moby Dick" here was commandered for the purposes. Thus I now have an empty garden and a large dent in my head where the boot door kept dropping on it as I was trying to load the bloody thing! ;D
Vast engine, vast thirst, vast boot. Perfick. Stunning condition (that's stunningly bad. There's not really a single nice or undamaged bit on this car!)
Just check out that ignition system. You could use a house key. Or maybe a coin or perhaps a twig to start it. And yet no buggers tried to make off with it yet.... ;D
Auto box is nice, but kick-down is fooked, so rapid acceleration is off the cards really....
Check this out - when the car was bought, it was covered in moss. Much of it is STILL covered in moss. A mobile ecosystem!
Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.....what a top machine!
(To be fair, these photo's are actually quite flattering. It's a bit like a 250,000 mile garden shed!) Oh and immediately after these pics were done, the drivers door dropped on it's hinges and now refuses to shut properly. Result!
Check out this Beast. A real beauty of a car, the very pinnacle of auto-engineering, and a tribute to it's fastidious owner!
Seriously... I had to shift a load of old tat from out of my garden (bits of wood and metal, old cooker - I sometimes even astound myself at just how council I can be!), and so "Moby Dick" here was commandered for the purposes. Thus I now have an empty garden and a large dent in my head where the boot door kept dropping on it as I was trying to load the bloody thing! ;D
Vast engine, vast thirst, vast boot. Perfick. Stunning condition (that's stunningly bad. There's not really a single nice or undamaged bit on this car!)
Just check out that ignition system. You could use a house key. Or maybe a coin or perhaps a twig to start it. And yet no buggers tried to make off with it yet.... ;D
Auto box is nice, but kick-down is fooked, so rapid acceleration is off the cards really....
Check this out - when the car was bought, it was covered in moss. Much of it is STILL covered in moss. A mobile ecosystem!
Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.....what a top machine!
(To be fair, these photo's are actually quite flattering. It's a bit like a 250,000 mile garden shed!) Oh and immediately after these pics were done, the drivers door dropped on it's hinges and now refuses to shut properly. Result!