Not retro, ugly as sin, and bonkers - Fairlane V8

At that price it could be a very cheap or even free drivetrain for someone. You could go around, test drive it to listen to make sure strange noises pay the full price, take the drivetrain then sell off all the other bits on Ebay to get a good chunk of money back. That said, I've no idea if that's a 'good' type of V8 or not.

Jesus. That could be awesome.
I've seen a few funeral directors using Aussie Fords for hearse and limo duties recently. The alternative seems to be the Vauxhall Insignia hearse, looks like a saloon has been reversed into a greenhouse.