took the buggy to a mates today since the weather was nice and it needed a run. stayed a bit longer than expected and ended up leaving about 10ish. thought id stop off at the petrol station and top up. now i know chavs are usually out in their cars on friday nights but i thought they would be out driving them so i thought id be ok. not the case apparently. pulled in and the serving begins....
exhaust noise that could kill a heifer: check
shiny exhausts as big as your leg: check x2
body kit: check (isnt it just a glorified body kit for a beetle?)
huge rims: well the tyres are huge...
chrome bits everywhere: check
utterly curse word panel fitting: check and then some!
seems my skillz do in fact pay the billz. chavs well and truly served on their own terms!
but wait, doesnt all the above technically make the buggy, dare i say it, chav? oh the humanity!
p.s this isnt a dig at chavs, merely a light hearted joke about them. much like we mock out own style cars for being rusty etc.
p.p.s sorry imjimbo, i started our tour de chav without you. it wasnt planned, honest!
exhaust noise that could kill a heifer: check
shiny exhausts as big as your leg: check x2
body kit: check (isnt it just a glorified body kit for a beetle?)
huge rims: well the tyres are huge...
chrome bits everywhere: check
utterly curse word panel fitting: check and then some!
seems my skillz do in fact pay the billz. chavs well and truly served on their own terms!
but wait, doesnt all the above technically make the buggy, dare i say it, chav? oh the humanity!
p.s this isnt a dig at chavs, merely a light hearted joke about them. much like we mock out own style cars for being rusty etc.
p.p.s sorry imjimbo, i started our tour de chav without you. it wasnt planned, honest!