The latest CHAV cuddly toy

and then found these

1. What do you call a chav in a vault?
safe

2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted

3. What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit

4. What do you call a chav in a white tracksuit?
All White

5. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

6. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.

7. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

8. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

9. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

10. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you looking' at?"

11. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it..

12. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.

13. A chav walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the
counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job".
The man behind the counter replies "Your timing is amazing. We've just
got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for
his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big
black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long
but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies
on their overseas holidays. The Salary package is #200,000 a year".
The chav says "You're having me on!"
The man behind the counter says "Well you started it!"

14. A housing officer is helping a chavette fill in a form and asks
for the name of her children. "Hmmmm Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne
and Wayne";.
The housing officer questions the practicalities of calling all your
children by the same name.
The chavette replies "It's great. If I want them to come in I just
have to shout Wayne, your tea's ready and they all come together" The
housing officer says "yes, I see, but what if you only wanted to speak
to one of them?"

"Easy, I call him by his surname."

LMAO
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How does a Chavette turn off the light after sex?

She closes the car door.

Lol ;D ;D ;D ;D
quality

don't know if anyone else has seen these sites

www.chavtowns.co.uk/
read about the plight of the Chavs in your home town

www.chavscum.co.uk
hurl abuse at chavscum on this forum

What does a chavette use for protection during sex?

a bus shelter.....

I'll get me coat....

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Loving the new addition to the swear filter HoTWire dude.... ;D

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