brachunky
Scotland
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Feb 10, 2023 12:14:07 GMT
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My mind wanders a lot as I'm firmly in the "middle age" period of life. On a recent "wander" I was reminiscing on all the damn dangerous mods etc we did to our often, first set of wheels. Yes I cringed with my thoughts on how I made a 13" steering wheel fit on my 1963 1200 Beetle No off the shelf bosses in my town so hacked the original bus size VW steering wheel down to the splined hub and drilled a few holes into it. Then of course, I mounted said 13" steering wheel with gutter bolts and called it job done! Did it work? Yes and drove it like that for years as over in SA, you only required a roadworthy test aka MOT when selling the vehicle so that wasn't of any concern. Was I a knob?, yes big time but that was the ignorance of a teenager who loved his car in a country with bigger issues than Brachunky's dodgy Beetle. I can't have been the only one so whose gonna own up too? A better example of a 65 1200 and certainly not mine
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Last Edit: Feb 10, 2023 12:16:31 GMT by brachunky
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Dez
Club Retro Rides Member
And I won't sit down. And I won't shut up. And most of all I will not grow up.
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Feb 10, 2023 14:02:06 GMT
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That’s absolutely nothing compared to the lightweight race-spec steering wheel shims* ThePollitt found on his deathtrap of an olds. Whilst in a field at the gathering 😂
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Last Edit: Feb 10, 2023 14:05:43 GMT by Dez
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Feb 10, 2023 14:33:49 GMT
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One of the advantages of my age is that many of my questionable decisions predate the ubiquitous photographic and video evidence present today...there were several modifications to this that I wouldn't do today The speaker box under the package tray that had the 6x9s and subwoofers sharing space was an especially egregious example of ignorance, but the twin exhaust tips were pretty cheesy too.
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Feb 10, 2023 14:56:46 GMT
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My mate had a rotten old death trap of a mini, with one of those terrible fibreglass fronts on. But as you do at 17 he wanted some Carlos Fandango’s on it & was skint. So he just took the wheels off & turned them around 🤣🤦🏼♂️
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brachunky
Scotland
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Feb 10, 2023 16:32:14 GMT
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My mate had a rotten old death trap of a mini, with one of those terrible fibreglass fronts on. But as you do at 17 he wanted some Carlos Fandango’s on it & was skint. So he just took the wheels off & turned them around 🤣🤦🏼♂️ Yup, I had a mate who did that too, mental!!!!
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ChrisT
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Feb 10, 2023 20:19:40 GMT
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On the subject of steering wheels, many years ago I bought a new wheel and boss but could not remove the old wheel, Haynes said remove nut and hit firmly from behind, didn’t work, so left it forgetting to put the nut back on. Several days later the wheel did come away, just as I was going round a junction in town, managed to get it back on the splines and get round the corner, just lucky it was slow speed and not out on the open road…
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820
South East
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Feb 10, 2023 20:23:52 GMT
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Steering wheels are for girls, you want to try driving with mole grips
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Feb 10, 2023 20:29:59 GMT
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Steering wheels are for girls, you want to try driving with mole grips A mate of mine ‘thumbed a lift’ & the guy pulled up in a Zodiac. He jumped in & said the bloke had mole grips clamped on the column splines 🤦🏼♂️ Can you imagine clipping the curb, it would break your thumbs, never mind what would follow
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Feb 10, 2023 20:52:21 GMT
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The young lads of today will never know the joys of filling mk1 escort top plates and sills up with filler and last weeks autotrader I did some serious bodging back in the 80s ….
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Fraud owners club member 1999 Jaguar s type 1993 ford escort
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Feb 10, 2023 23:05:51 GMT
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Didn't we all mate. I was once a party to "repairing" a Ford Falcon six that had thrown a rod. We dropped the sump and cleaned out all the broken bits (I still have the horribly damaged big end bearing shell somewhere), removed the offending conrod and piston along with the corresponding pushrods, then slapped the head back on. In the absence of a new head gasket we improvised by painting both sides of the old gasket and torquing the head down before the paint dried. A hay mower blade roughly welded over the jagged hole in the side of the block (with a farmer spec arc welder) served to contain most of the oil. This engine did run but not well and after it threw another rod to balance itself the owner declared it dead.
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My first car was a Peugeot 104. I found a bit of a hole in the floor of the car. I had no welder, no access to many tools at all. But I had a lot of that thick black goo....It was when having a cassette player in your car was a fancy thing... I pulled a cassette cover apart cut out a nice bit a flat plastic out the see through part of the cover and "glued" it with that black stuff and covered it well with the same goo....lasted for years!!
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braaap
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Aha, You " had mates" who did so. My mate had a rotten old death trap of a mini, with one of those terrible fibreglass fronts on. But as you do at 17 he wanted some Carlos Fandango’s on it & was skint. So he just took the wheels off & turned them around 🤣🤦🏼♂️ Yup, I had a mate who did that too, mental!!!!
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fulvia1436
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Finally started a thread for my Fulvia life
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Steering wheels are for girls, you want to try driving with mole grips A mate of mine ‘thumbed a lift’ & the guy pulled up in a Zodiac. He jumped in & said the bloke had mole grips clamped on the column splines 🤦🏼♂️ Can you imagine clipping the curb, it would break your thumbs, never mind what would follow 50 yrs ago, I ran my mk1 Cortina with a molegrip steering wheel, for about a week, in Greater London. It was less uncomfortable than the cracked plastic factory wheel!
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'59 Austin A40, '59 VW Beetle, '63 Mk1 Cortina, '57 Austin Gypsy, '68 Fiat 850 Coupe, '68 Alfa Duetto Spider, '72 Lancia Fulvia 1.3S, '73 Lancia 2000 Sedan ie., '72 Lancia 2000 Sedan, '67 Lancia Fulvia 1.3, '83 VW Passat GL5 Estate, '81 Volvo 245 Estate, '85 Lancia Thema 8V Turbo Estate, '99 Lancia Kappa 20V Turbo Estate, '00 VW Sharan VR6, '06 Fiat Multipla 1.9 JTD, '10 Fiat Multipla 1.9 JTD, '66 Lancia Fulvia 1.3
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Feb 12, 2023 13:40:24 GMT
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This is the place for the tale of a mate's Mk2 Escort. it was a base 1300 2 door. What it would be worth today! What it was worth then = nothing.
So the front valance was all but gone and he wanted to sell the car. he had picked up a tidy Opel Kadett (the Chevette type) and needed to get like £200 back off this Escort.
So I said I would sort the mess at the front end out for him
Round at my parents I carefully made a lovely front valance out of cardboard, using old cerial packets. These I then "reinfoced" with a smear of P38 and then finshed the lot off nicely with black Hammerite. I used some garden canes to keep it all rigid. Man that was a mornning's work well done.
So we put the car in the local paper and this fella comes to see it. he looks round it, inside it, starts the engine. Then he looks up inside each wheel arch. He gets to the front driver side and then he just stops, stands up and walks away without a word to either of us, gets in his car and drives away.
"odd!" we thought. So I looked up in the arch to see what could have upset him so, and there is Tony The Tiger's face grinning back at me. "Grrrrrrreat" it certainly was not
I think he sold the car to the scrappies in the end
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1937 Austin Street Rod - 1941 Wolseley Not Rod - 1956 Humber Hawk - 1957 Daimler Conquest - 1966 Buick LeSabre - 1968 Plymouth Sport Fury - 1968 Ford Galaxie - 1969 Ford Country Squire - 1969 Mercury Marquis - 1970 Morris Minor - 1970 Buick Skylark - 1970 Ford Galaxie - 1971 Ford Galaxie - 1976 Continental Mark IV - 1976 Ford Capri - 1976 Rover V8 - 1994 Ford Fiesta
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braaap
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Feb 12, 2023 16:04:09 GMT
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At least You are honest to us today, akku. But You're reputation of a serious car tinkerer is properly ruined now.
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Feb 13, 2023 16:21:59 GMT
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After paying £40 for an Anglia estate and using it for a year it was showing signs of rusty sills both sides and having just finishing some plastering on a new wall in the house decided to fill the sills with " browning" and smoothing to the original shape and a coat of paint it passed the the MOT. WOW Then after fitting a 4 branch exhaust to my old 100e found the existing pipe didn't match up but a SCAFFOLD POLE was just the correct diameter and held on with some wire pinched from a handy fence worked wonders. I got tugged by the local speed cops ( two months later) who suggested I got it sorted.! Then there was the rear wheel cylinder leaking , so a pair of handy mole grips on the flexy hose sorted that. Then failing the MOT for brakes pulling to one side, simply apply some oil the the shoes on the good side and after a retest using the "swing ometer" yes it pulled up straight and passed. Another Anglia on a tight left hand turn the drivers door would fly open so a length of rope tied around the door handle and drivers seat sorted that, but I had to use the passenger door to get in and out. Then a Volvo 240 sprung a leak from the bottom of the radiator when miles from home on the M3 Motorway so popped into the nearest services and rotated the rad so the hole was now at the top. Left the rad cap loose and continued using that for over a year. Then the fuel pump relay packed up so ran a supply wire from the rear light to get home. And I seem to remember shimming the crankshaft thrust bearing on a Beetle engine with a piece cut from a lager can for some reason. Filled some corrosion on a rover v8 cylinder head with plumbers "Boss White" and fixed a few cylinder heads with two pack metalized epoxy. That works very well. All these bodges were at a time when things were very tight and we had to make ends meet, wouldn't think of doing anything like those now, of course.
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brachunky
Scotland
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Feb 13, 2023 20:09:09 GMT
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I'm loving the honesty with these stories!
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voodoo57
Club Retro Rides Member
That's not 2 metres! come a little...Closer!
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Feb 13, 2023 21:05:43 GMT
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Steering wheels are for girls, you want to try driving with mole grips Yeah! I make you right! Being tough was what it was all about! I done the mole grip trick once............. But I broke a nail.........
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Feb 14, 2023 10:59:51 GMT
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I used the side of a bath to make a new front valance for my mk2 escort, that worked 😀 Done all sorts on trucks though to get them gone & through auctions or what have you. Slide hacksaw blades down the side of king pins & snap them off, keep feeding them in until there’s no play & bang the cap back on. Couple of pair of tights poked through the filler hole in the axle keeps a noisy diff quiet (for a bit 🤦🏼♂️) sawdust has a similar effect. There were hundreds
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Feb 14, 2023 19:45:55 GMT
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^Worn out hacksaw blades of course. You wouldn't want to waste good ones.
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Last Edit: Feb 14, 2023 19:46:08 GMT by igor
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