Hello and welcome to my new retro daily/van/shed!
After driving silly retro cars for all of my adult life, last summer I graduated and got a 'propper' job, with a real commute and decided I needed a sensibly, modern, comfy car with a full interior and a normal engine for said commute.
This is not where the Merc comes in.
Nope, first I must bore you with a tale of woe and expense and a good reason to avoid anything modern or electrical! I viewed a 2000 E46 330CI with M3 interior, coilovers and 19" rimz m8!!
- Comfy? Probably used to be.
- Modern? ...ish...
- Sensible? Almost!
Content that it pretty consistently didn't meet my requirements, I bought it (naturally). It's a high miler, but it drove really rather well and the engine made no untoward noises, so into daily service it went. And all was well, I changed some bulbs, serviced it and enjoyed my fancy new automobile. Until about 6 months later when a rather faint but ominous knocking noise started emanating from the engine. hmmmm. Some thicker oil quietened it down abit, and I started looking at rebuilding the engine. Realised that was a bloody expensive game and decided my money was better spend buying an M3 lump (in for a penny!).... And then rebuilding that (in for a pound!!!).
THIS is where the Merc comes in!
I realised that my knockety BMW wouldn't go on forever, and that I had a number of rather large heavy bits of engine that needed transporting to a machine shop. This, I'm sure you'll agree, is a
An so the hunt was on! The parameters of my new car?
- Less than £500
- MOT'd
- Estate
- Not boring
My searches turned up a few possibilities (mostly volvos), I missed out on a good looking E34, then this Merc popped up a few miles from work, so I headed round to have a look. Owned by the same guy since 2001 and used for ferrying his kids around (it has 7 seats) until they grew up, then used to ferry the dog around, until he passed away 18 months ago. Since then it has just kinda sat, he didn't even wash for the advert! But anyway, with a passing comment about only 1 glow plug working, he fired it up:
pud ... pud ... pud ... pudda ... pud ... pudda ... pudda . KNOCK . pud ... pudda . KNOCK . pudda . knock knock . puddapuddapuddapudda - as the good plug fired it and the other 5 pots caught up.
We went for a good drive in it - rode well, interior is amazingly good for 200 thousand odd miles ('the odometer broke about 12 years ago' he tells me), slushbox is again surprisingly smooth, windscreen wiper is slow, much of the electronics still work, and its got a months MOT. We get back, I check for rust (nearside wing and a couple of bits on the rear arches) but can't really find anything to knock him down on and buy the thing, leaving only my £10 lunch money as deposit and agreeing to collect it at the weekend.
Anyway, fast forward a few days and it sat on my drive, then 4 buckets of water and most of sunday later it was sort of clean!
Note the clean interior and quirky asymmetrical mirrors! Also I don't know why, but I really like the roof bars and windbrake, hence the picture
Not so good bits? rust:
Also numerous little quirks and annoyances:
- Only 1 glow plug
- Drivers window doesn't work - regulator teeth worn by the sounds of it
- Sunroof doesn't work - cable stretched? 'park' switch broken? motor gone? drive wheel worn? - no idea and it's winter anyway; it can stay shut!
- Passenger mirror doesn't seem to adjust - probably gunked up linkage
- Driver mirror doesn't adjust - knob broken! combined with the window not working this was a pain to adjust!
- Windscreen wiper very slow - needs linkage greasing (apparently quite a big job)
- Boot struts knackered - man that thing is heavy!
- It has a Laserline alarm with 2 fobs, neither of which work. The alarm remains off for now, happily the central locking works fine!
- Got some crazy nose down/ass up stance going on, not sure if the front has collapsed, the SLS has taken off or, more likely, both.
So the plan of action then:
- Clean the interior: it's covered in dog hair in the back and the mats are mouldy.
- Glow plugs
- Alarm fob
- Boot struts
- Drivers window
- Much lowness
- 17 or 18 inch BBS RS reps
- Turbo engine conversion
NO, NO, NO, THIS WILL BE A SENSIBLE DAILY!!!
IT WILL!!
(somebody help me)