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Feb 25, 2007 14:55:23 GMT
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A mate of my ex came home to find his house being burgled. One of them came up to him calm and cocky and said "describe us to the law and we'll burn your house down with you and your family in it". That's where you need a stun gun. When they wake up they find themselves bound and gagged, about to be dropped off a motorway bridge. Shooting them would leave incriminating evidence - assuming of course the police could a) be bothered and b) knew where to look! ;D |
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Feb 25, 2007 17:39:06 GMT
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They might wake up a a couple of seconds after that to a pleasant falling sensation!
Can you get stun guns? Short of ringing William Shatner to see if he`s still got one kicking around?
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Last Edit: Feb 25, 2007 17:41:04 GMT by vicsmith
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You can...Not technically legal though...
You can also make a handy one from a big capacitor and a 12-pack of D-cells.
...But that's also naughty.
*n
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Top grammar tips!
Bought = purchased. Brought = relocated
Lose = misplace/opposite of win. Loose = your mum
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They're freely available in Europe ('tazers') but I'd imagine you would have to trust your luck bringing it through Dover. Either way, I'm all in favour of drastic measures to rid this green unpleasant land of septic scum - and there's a lot of it about.
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Feb 26, 2007 23:29:13 GMT
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I have b*u*g*g*e*r all of value. so don't bother trying to find out where I live  |
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Last Edit: Feb 26, 2007 23:29:56 GMT by dieselpowermk2
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Neak
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Jun 29, 2007 22:43:48 GMT
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Same mate bu gg er all of value my 5 was 300 notes when I brought it....
probably only worth somthing to me now...
didn't stop some little 5hite nicking me numberplate the other week....
love to catch them in the act one day....
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Last Edit: Jun 29, 2007 22:44:17 GMT by Neak
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DutyFreeSaviour
Europe
Back For More heartbreak and disappointment.....
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Works over here - they 'have to' carry ID cards. Caught one little sh*t trying to force the door on the Triumph, gave him a right pasting and took his ID card - with address - dumped him miles out of town and told him if anything came back to me or any more damage to the motor, I knew where he lived..... Police state ID cards DO have a point!!!  I understand 'product of your environment' and all that - even SOME of the do-gooders points make a little sense, but there are some scum out there ( who are struggling to read this ) who only understand rule one: F*ck with me and it'll be last man standing.... so much for civilisation  |
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Back from the dead..... kind of
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sparko
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Aug 30, 2007 18:51:21 GMT
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but 5hitbox you left out the best bit...... they screwed bac in the number plate bolts  |
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Last Edit: Aug 30, 2007 18:52:02 GMT by sparko
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Oct 11, 2007 18:05:22 GMT
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Best response I've heard of, if you know where someone lives who's got comeback - go round in the middle of the night and spray 'paedo' across the front of the house and let the neighbours do the rest...
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dexter
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Oct 11, 2007 21:32:29 GMT
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You can...Not technically legal though... You can also make a handy one from a big capacitor and a 12-pack of D-cells. ...But that's also naughty. *n whats even naughtyer is you can make one from a disposable camera with a flash!!!!!!! but I'm not telling anyone how its against the law.... |
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keep ur granny alive
simply fantastic not moulded plastic
granadas need homes too you know
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You can...Not technically legal though... You can also make a handy one from a big capacitor and a 12-pack of D-cells. ...But that's also naughty. *n whats even naughtyer is you can make one from a disposable camera with a flash!!!!!!! but I'm not telling anyone how its against the law.... Tell tell tell! Would it be possible to make one from 3 more more car ignition coils and a good 12v battery? It would deliver 400,000 volts or something. May as well do your best to kill em if your going to do it at all. |
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1987 Maestro 1.6 HL perkins diesel conversion 1986 Audi 100 Avant 1800cc on LPG 1979 Allegro Series 2 special 4 door 1500cc with vynil roof. IN BITS. HERITAGE ISSUES.  |
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dexter
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Oct 16, 2007 10:01:18 GMT
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I'm not telling anyone how to do it its illegal! its all to do with the flash though. there you go a little clue but thats all in giving out.cant see the coil thing working it would be too big and chances are you would harm your self testing or even building it,just like the flame thrower i built out of a supersoaker, worked a treat untill the end melted and it blew up in my face!!!!! some things are best left alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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keep ur granny alive
simply fantastic not moulded plastic
granadas need homes too you know
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Oct 16, 2007 10:14:39 GMT
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I threw myself across a room whilst fiddling with a disassembled disposable camera.
I also admit to carrying a length of broom handle with three 'flashes' on the end of it when I lived in Walker...
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Top grammar tips!
Bought = purchased. Brought = relocated
Lose = misplace/opposite of win. Loose = your mum
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Nov 22, 2007 17:33:39 GMT
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Haha I used to collect debts in Walker. Scary job.
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thats why i love classic cars,
always handy to have a starting handle..
"no officer its for starting it when its little classic batttery is tired......"
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Still want to know how to blow people up with a disposable camera.
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1987 Maestro 1.6 HL perkins diesel conversion 1986 Audi 100 Avant 1800cc on LPG 1979 Allegro Series 2 special 4 door 1500cc with vynil roof. IN BITS. HERITAGE ISSUES. |
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Just stand there photographing them till a cluster bomb lands on em.
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1975 Mazda 929 Coupé
1986 Mazda 929 Wagon
1979 Mazda 929 Hardtop
1982 Fiat Argenta 2.0 iniezione elettronica
1977 Toyota Carina TA14
1989 Subaru 1800 Wagon
1982 Hyundai Pony 1200TL 2-dr
1985 Hyundai Pony 1200 GL
1986 Maserati 425 Biturbo
1992 Rover 214 SEi 5-dr
2000 Rover 45 V6 Club
1994 Peugeot 205 'Junior' Diesel
1988 Volvo 760 Turbodiesel Saloon
1992 Talbot Express Autosleeper Rambler
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