misteralz
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Jan 12, 2023 14:12:21 GMT
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A few hours later and we're somewhere in Nordrhein Westphalia and reckon it's time to call it a day. We look at the satnav (remember them?) for campsites with restaurants and it says there's one a few kilometres away, just off the autobahn. Fab. We peel off the autobahn and take the second exit off a roundabout straight into a police checkpoint. Bums. "Sprechen Sie Deutsch, mein herr?" "Ja, ein bisschien, aber sicher nicht perfekt!" "Kein problem. Papieren?" Natuuuurlich. I pass him the V5, MoT cert, insurance documents, and my passport for good measure, and he asks me to wait in the car while he radios something in. In German. I ask if I'm in trouble in any way? No, but wait in the car. Okay. Eventually he chaps the window and passes me my documents back and explains it's a random checkpoint, and we're good. In German. We get to chatting, because my satnav says that there's a campsite literally half a kilometre from here, and I should be able to see it from here. His partner says no, it's more like seven, and it's bei wasser. A lake? Cool. Do you know if it's got a restaurant? Just a simple one's fine - currywurst und pommes, or schnitzel, and weissbier on tap? Yes, all of that. I ask if I can get a pic, just to prove that I made it through a traffic stop without being arrested? Still speaking German, remember? Sure, they both agree. I jump back in the car and we head off in search of our campsite. Less than a hundred metres down the road we approach a blue sign on a pole. A blue sign with twelve yellow stars on it, and the word 'Belgie' underneath them in that weird redrawing of DIN1451 that they use. I look at my passenger and silently mouth WTF. That T5 was white and baby blue, not white and green. Furthermore, it had Politie on it rather than POLIZEI. I've just had a conversation, in German, asking where, in their country, I can get Very Typically German food and drink, with the sodding Belgian Border Police.
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misteralz
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Jan 12, 2023 14:46:37 GMT
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The campsite was good. No currywurst, funnily enough, but Chimay Bruin on tap. We awake the next morning to the sound of the Ardennes being filled with high-pitched racy-sounding motors, and we figure we're probably right next to Spa. A quick look at my ADAC 1999 map of Germany and Europe coupled with some guesswork as to where we actually are and we guess we're reasonably close. We aren't. Doesn't matter. We've still another 36 hours or so until our ferry and bimbling around rural Belgium isn't the worst thing to be doing. We eventually find Spa, but it's typically Belgianly signposted and after a couple of circuits we still haven't found the circuit or the noise from earlier, or any sort of museum or anything. What we do find, is a 'Drive in Beer Shop'. I don't speak very good French. The boy in the shop speaks no English or German. Despite this, we understand each other by attempting to speak in the three languages we know between us and find some common ground. It works. Once crate of Chimay Bruin, and two free glasses.
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Jan 13, 2023 20:20:05 GMT
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in for the ride and the tales
911 and a 914 lucky guy
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Frankenhealey
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And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider's name was Death
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Jan 13, 2023 20:40:40 GMT
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Couldn't have been Autobahnpolizei as they're smiling
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Tales of the Volcano Lair hereFrankenBug - Vulcan Power hereThe Frankenhealey here
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misteralz
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Four months since I let this thread hang, but only because a huge part of my life fell apart just after that last post. Stuff's settling down a bit now and writing helps, so I guess I'll carry on with this!
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Frankenhealey
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Four months since I let this thread hang, but only because a huge part of my life fell apart just after that last post. Stuff's settling down a bit now and writing helps, so I guess I'll carry on with this! Sorry to hear of your troubles, hope they're completely resolved.
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misteralz
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Thank you! They're not, but they're on their way, if that makes sense? I've mentioned them in other posts here and I'll write it all up at some point in the future as catharsis or therapy or whatever.
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Frankenhealey
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Just keep posting. You're part of a community here.
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teaboy
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Keep going Al, I'm sure things will sort themselves out in the end, they usually do.
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misteralz
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misteralz
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Where to next? Still with a couple of hours to kill and with no real idea of how to kill them, and knowing that tonight is going to be a late one, we head out of De Lier, along some dijks, and park up in the middle of De Hoek and decant to a pub. I've got twenty Euro left, so we order a couple of drinks and ask for change from the 20 in bitterballen. Remember this was 2014? We end up with a salad bowl full of the buggers. This cool old Merc sails past while we're demolishing dirty Dutch snacks. Eventually it's about time to head for the ferry, and the rule that 'there's always cool stuff in the ferry queue' remains unbroken. Now. A top tip if ever you sail Hoek to Harwich in the daytime is this - bring earplugs, or noise-cancelling headphones, or MDMA and let someone else drive at the other end. Maybe I was just unlucky and it's not always that awful, but you know the seagulls in Finding Nemo? Imagine them, but rather than them being Aussie, they're 'mate'ing in Geezer. For four hours. I have never been so happy to get into my silly little car than I was after that ferry journey. But my nerves were absolutely frazzled so I definitely needed to be stuck in a slow-motion convoy on the A12 behind a drunk driver after that, eh? Tired, grumpy, and in absolutely no mood to be putting up a tent I near collapse in the Travelodge in Wellingborough. Yes, I'll take the buffet breakfast tomorrow morning. please and thank you. Why Wellingborough? Well, there's an old WW2 thing nearby. Shows are cool. Having to argue with the gate wifey that we were really only here for the day when she could see the back seats filled with bags and camping gear less so, especially when I couldn't just produce 24 bottles of Chimay Bruin as proof that we'd just been in Europe for a week as the Pod doesn't like you bringing glass in... The ferry tickets in the door pocket satisfied her, thankfully. Shows aren't just about the cars, though, and anything multi-day really needs a group of pals. By 1 o' clock we'd seen everything we were likely to see and hadn't seen anyone we knew. Time to head home. Satnav says seven hours. The drive back up the road goes smoothly, with the only upset being a jammer on the M74 throwing up gravel and putting a starburst in my windscreen. Halfway across the Friarton Bridge the satnav says it's 1h30m home. I pull off and head past Scone, where it reappraises and says 2h00m. I turn it off, because I really don't need it anymore. It was dead on, though. Quite how it knew I had to stop in at the Co-op in Aboyne and get bread and milk I'll never know.
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Davey
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Nice to see a return to this thread, hope all is getting better...
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misteralz
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teaboy
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Glad you are back, I hope things are going the right way for you.
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misteralz
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Yeah, things are largely okay. I am going to do a big post about the past year's trauma at some point, because talking about this sort of thing is important. I'll touch on some of it in this post as well, because it's intertwined with this too.
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misteralz
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There's a gap here, one of a couple. Hopefully it'll serve as a reminder to back up your pics regularly and across multiple media. I do, but I appear to have lost most of 2015 anyway. At least one of these is due to a Sony M4 Aqua - I went through four of the things and corrupted too many pics before Orange straight up gave me a brand new Samsung and an apology. Doesn't bring the pics back, though.
Anyway, in 2015 I headed over to Beautiful Budel, a now-defunct aircooled show painfully close to the Belgian border in Brabant. And in what was due to become a recurring theme, my 964 spent some quality time being a dick. I didn't really have a plan this time. I wanted to visit De Wolfsburcht as it'd had a wee write up in one of the copies of Ultra VW I'd bought then remembered why I didn't, so that was the first stop plugged in to the satnav. Things went well until that bottleneck in Utrecht. You know the one - where five lanes scooch down to three before splitting into two twos. it's normally fine, to be honest - I drive through there semi-regularly now and I've only ever seen it as bad as that fateful day twice. Aye, so, it's early September at this point, and warm. It's only ever in heat that my 964 gave me grief, so of course these problems never showed up on the edge of the Highlands years ago. This day it was not fine - traffic tailed back about a kilometre, maybe more. I'm crawling along in the outside lane and then the traffic just stops. My oil temperature does not stop rising. Being aircooled, whacking the heaters on full does not do anything so I don't bother. It's probably fine, at least until the point that it's not. And that point is the upper red. I kill the engine and manually raise the rear spoiler in an attempt to get at least some heat out of the bay. Which is when the traffic starts moving again. Ugh. I hate this stupid immobiliser. Lock, unlock. Stick stick in hole. Revove stick from hole, turn 180 degrees, reinsert stick in hole. Beep beep beep! Turn ignition. Click. Again. Click again. Pissflaps. We're in the outside lane and all of a sudden the traffic in front of us is moving. As is the traffic in the two lanes to the right of us. Right. Keep ignition live, jump out, push like curse word, jump in, into second, drop clutch. *VVVAAAARRRROOOOMMMMMM!!!!!* Thank whatever imaginary deity for that. The traffic remains slow but at least moves, and an Italian truck driver next to me shouts down and asks if I'm okay? Yeah, I think so. Got too hot, did it? Yeah, a bit. She'll be fine. Take care, okay? Okay. Wanting to keep the cooling fan speed up, we blast through the relatively cool Leidscherijntunnel in third. It sounds GLORIOUS.
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Last Edit: Apr 3, 2024 10:47:41 GMT by misteralz
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misteralz
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My photos of De Wolfsburcht AND Budel have disappeared, which is annoying. I could splice in some pics from when I was there again in 2016, but that feels dishonest. We stayed with pals, camped at Budel one night, then figured we should at least nip in to Germany while we were here. The closest Backerei was the one at Edeka in Elmpt, so we went and got our Bretzels on. Sitting out in the sun was lovely, and this time I had a reasonably-priced roaming bundle. Remember them? Opened Google Maps to see if there was anything at all interesting to do in NRW. First suggestion was Classic Remise. YES! On to the A52 and hammer down. This thing comes alive at speed - it's so ridiculously eager to be getting on. Sitting nicely at 110ish we're still being passed by Skoda Fabias, though. If I find (or recover) my pics I'll edit them in later. We eat at the restaurant there - something I've never managed since as it's always fully booked - then head back to NL. It's late on and the last stretch of the A3 is deserted when we come upon another 964. A red RS. I pull alongside and give a cheery wave, then pull away. Sitting at 110-120, that same 964 hurtles past. Okay then. Hammer down. I pass him at 145ish then ease off. He hurtles past me again, then eases off again. This carries on all the 40km or so to the border. Everyone's grinning. Suddenly red 964's hard on the brakes and I sail past in one of the slower speed passes. Then I'm even harder on the brakes as I realise the typefaces on the signs have changed. 130's fine here, but only in km/h...
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As I said previously, brilliant !! In for the long haul, short haul, in fact any haul at all !! I've believe there are many cars that can be considered more prestigious, faster, more "desirable" (probably) but I have equally always said I would donate my b***s to science to own a 911, Looking forward to future updates, Nigel
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misteralz
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The next morning it's time to nip in to Kieft en Klok over by Arnhem. I probably bought some T-shirts. It was ages ago, I can't remember! As always, they had cool stuff in. It's about an hour and twenty from Kieft en Klok to the ferry, but I still wasn't entirely trusting of the 964 so we figured with three hours until check in opens we should head to IJmuiden and grab lunch there, because that way we can guarantee there'll be no traffic and nothing will go wrong. It didn't, and we sat down to a very leisurely lunch at the Pontplein frituur, with an absolutely glorious view of Tata Steelworks. The next morning we could have been boring, taken the A1 north? Nah. Duallers and motorways are boring. A68, bypass, M90, Glenshee, home by mid-afternoon. Also, 964s are great for smuggling.
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