Why if you have your own garage, do you not put it in there?
My Rochdale is going into the garage, so the Triumph has to come out. The Rochdale is in there to be worked on, and because as a rolling she'll it isn't possible to leave outside.
I thought I'd go the Sherlock route, and ask the banal obvious
Just in case you had a temporary fit of dementia, this is not the case
I fear you are in a impossible situation, indeed it will stick out like a sore thumb amongst the euro boxes
what ever alarm tracker clamp etc...is not going to stop the local t wats from damaging it
Thinking outside the box, extreme - but hire a container from a local haulage yard, and park it in there
those big ass things from ports, I can rent one here for I think 20 quid a month