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Oct 13, 2006 14:27:13 GMT
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tell her its someone elses, and your getting paid to store it for two weeks, then after two weeks say ' he hasnt paid me for the storage so i am claiming the car' and hey presto a car she's got used to (because she thought it was going after two weeks) and now she thinks youve got a free car works for me Genius! ;D Can't wait to see some pictures  TBH I was fearing the worst when I read the thread title - but then strife from the missus can be the 'worst'  |
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Oct 13, 2006 14:48:38 GMT
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Legend!
I fully support Autofive's car-aquiring tale.
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Top grammar tips!
Bought = purchased. Brought = relocated
Lose = misplace/opposite of win. Loose = your mum
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Oct 13, 2006 14:54:02 GMT
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ive only used it once - the second time she just said ' so its yours then?'
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Someone just shot the elephant in the room. |
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Oct 13, 2006 14:59:12 GMT
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Such plans are all well and good.... but guarantee you come unstuck when that tell-tale brown envelope with blue & green contents visible through the window lands on the doorstep.
V5 is always my undoing ;D
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Oct 13, 2006 15:10:35 GMT
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Intercept the postie!
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Top grammar tips!
Bought = purchased. Brought = relocated
Lose = misplace/opposite of win. Loose = your mum
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Oct 13, 2006 15:27:01 GMT
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Dude, you sound so mis-understood. All great people are though, but take solace in the fact you have our respect and support...  And I've got a pair of brand new SPAX mini rear shocks if you're interested. |
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Volvo, Buggy, Discovery and an old tractor.
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Oct 13, 2006 15:42:31 GMT
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try hiding it!!!!!! lean some fence panels against it, she'l never spot it
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Oct 13, 2006 15:46:02 GMT
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What a thread! Jonny's clearly f00ked! ;D |
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Oct 13, 2006 16:00:41 GMT
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jonny69 in da house:
She doesn't know yet. Discuss.
Ohhhh how lovely it is to only have to answer to Enzo Ferrari (Mosta Hill house cat) and Vovven (The Mosta Hill Galgo Race Dog), Enzo don't much care about things with wheels but loves to hang around in the shop, specially sitting under a bike with cover and go MJAUUUUUUUU. Vovven loves everyting that has a soft seat to curl up on, he don't much like the Volvo T21 but also loves to hang around the shop....
DP says: Send her off with the AMEX card for some heavy duty shoping and you'r even.....
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Oct 13, 2006 16:07:40 GMT
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just come clean. tell her you love the car and thought she'd understand your car-needs! or get a new one! woman not car (!) always get your car passion before your better half passion, my fiancee has been converted to accepting and actually liking some of the sheds i pick up. with 10-14 cars atm (who knows) she has plenty of choice lol. even comes with me to get them! honesty is the best policy (except concerning price) (and distance) (and your crazy plans how to retrieve said car from said undisclosed distance) (and the planned mods!!!!!zz!11!!) |
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Oct 13, 2006 16:08:49 GMT
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Such plans are all well and good.... but guarantee you come unstuck when that tell-tale brown envelope with blue & green contents visible through the window lands on the doorstep. V5 is always my undoing ;D takes at least three weeks to arrive - situation will have resolved itself by then ;D |
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Someone just shot the elephant in the room. |
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In rust we trust. Amen.
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I am in such deep poo...tigran
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Oct 13, 2006 16:25:19 GMT
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Ace buy! At least your death will be for the cause  |
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Oct 13, 2006 16:35:43 GMT
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don't forget the back up plan,just in case something gets inserted where the sun don't shine ;D
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Oct 13, 2006 17:15:52 GMT
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just tell her the next one will be hers  thats what i do ;D |
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Oct 13, 2006 17:17:12 GMT
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just tell her the next one will be hers thats what i do ;D Then I WILL be out on the street Edit: by the way there's been a change of plan and it's here tonight instead so wait up late and there may be some pics if I can find a camera |
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Oct 13, 2006 17:27:19 GMT
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its an investment ;D |
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"quote hairnet"
I'm not paying nine pound for a pi$$!
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Oct 13, 2006 17:45:53 GMT
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dump her before she dumps you ;D many more fish and all that |
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Oct 13, 2006 19:59:08 GMT
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Such plans are all well and good.... but guarantee you come unstuck when that tell-tale brown envelope with blue & green contents visible through the window lands on the doorstep. V5 is always my undoing ;D takes at least three weeks to arrive - situation will have resolved itself by then ;D Not always. I managed to hide a Land Rover from my missus for two months until (a) my mum dropped me in it and (b) the missus found the V5 in my sock drawer  |
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Oct 13, 2006 21:21:56 GMT
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IT'S HERE!!! She took the camera with her though so no pics until next week Yay I'm spannering something different tomorrow! |
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Oct 13, 2006 23:31:02 GMT
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just tell her the next one will be hers thats what i do ;D Then I WILL be out on the street Edit: by the way there's been a change of plan and it's here tonight instead so wait up late and there may be some pics if I can find a camera ;D ;D ok then try its a job i'm doing for sombdy and then when the logbook turns up just tell her they guy couldn't afford to pay so he gave you the car for your troubles ;D ;D hey its worked for me in the past ;D |
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thats what i do ;D
