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Sept 30, 2006 7:03:56 GMT
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When I done Big Bang earlier this year, I got MEGA drunk on Saturday night and promptly fell asleep in the Bug (I'll leave out the bit where I smelt petrol and figured I'd had my foot on the throttle whilst I ZzZzZ'd, so I disconnected the throttle linkage by mashing buttons and using the light of my phone, phoning my Mum at 4am in the process, rather than moving to the passenger side). I woke up at about 7am, got out the car feeling kind of rough, and found about 20 afro wigs placed on top of the car so it looked like a HUGE afro with a pair of eyes and a mouth drawn in the condensation on the windscreen. It looked really quite cool, and I never did figure out just when/how it happened, or who had 20 afro wigs to just throw away  |
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Last Edit: Sept 30, 2006 7:11:40 GMT by Dan 1641
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Sept 30, 2006 7:46:02 GMT
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i had egg thrown on my mk4 zodiac , it had been done early in the evening and i didn't see it till the next morning by that time it had stripped the paint  never knew egg could do that and i never found out who had done it |
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Sept 30, 2006 12:39:16 GMT
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non-car related but my sister's house in Norwich once had a chocolate digestive sellotaped to the front door. Further investigation revealed one biscuit per door for the whole of the street, and then some extras placed perfectly in the middle of windscreens, taped to lampposts etc.
Even made the local news. must have been a slow day!
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Never trust a man
Who names himself Trevor.
Or one day you might find
He's not a real drug dealer.
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RetroMat
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Column Shifting!
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Sept 30, 2006 13:26:50 GMT
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in my first year of uni my car got egged along with most of the other cars in the uni car park, this happen several times which was annoying  |
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Sept 30, 2006 16:31:11 GMT
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A girl at work had her Corsa covered in excrement recently, twice. So we filled it with cameras and a digital recorder to catch the culprits. I guess the cameras scared them off, and it hasn't happened since. Not nice.
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Peugeot 307sw - Suzuki SV650S - MX5.
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Druid
Part of things
1964 122s Amazon
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Came out of the chippy once after waiting for a takaway to be cooked, jumped in my mums Marina only to find someone had tipped a carton of curry through the sunroof - all in the drivers seat, had to drive home sat in curry
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mercmad
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Flush Hard,it's a long way to McDonalds.
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I live close to a factory that makes breakfast Wheat biscuits ( weetbix) so my cars are often covered in weetbix fallout,a fine sticky dust that,if i leave it, goes black with mould.....We are in the middle of 5 year drought so water is at a premium,I can't wash anything with a hose( i hate carrying buckets of water...) so my car always looks like it needs a repaint. A sort of Organic rat look...  |
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Many years ago I changed my driving style to cope with rising fuel prices; I have now reached the stage where I am contemplating keeping my eyes shut in order to lower wind resistance.
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I came out my house one evening to find a used em........how can I put this............femenin item.....sanitary device.......Woooooooooooo bodyform stuck to the bonnet of my Beetle  Never found out who the dirty midden was |
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JC
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hate that kind of thing, could of been a lot worse though. i've had a kebab over my windscreen, serves me right for parking outside a kebab shop opposite a nightclub i guess. i had someone walk over the roof of my mk2 fiesta, footprints up the bonnet and the roof nicely dented in. popped out ok, had to strip back some of the paint and touch it up after oh and my brother had some chav scum try and put a 6 foot metal pole through his windscreen as he was driving towards them. luckily he was on the ball and put his foot down. i would of run the little ****s down |
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Last Edit: Oct 8, 2006 11:18:28 GMT by JC
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Having a lot with 30 cars on it has given me some ammo for this thread: I`ve had 3 eggings (yes it does go through the paint - very nasty), 15 cars festooned with kitchen roll in one night (harmless and it gave me a free supply of rags for checking oil etc.) unwanted snacks from the shop next door lobbed at things on the front row, my own scrap tyres lobbed about the place, some idiot backed into the chain (probably just been thrown out of the boozer over the road) causing it to snap and then fly through the air like a whip, landing on a Fiesta and shattering the sunroof and making a series of small dents on the bonnet. My own car has had a jam donut smeared all over it and the Capri was pinched a few years ago and turned up with (fortunately still sealed) syringes all over the floor and the glovebox was full of rubber Johnnies! I think this all Karma paying me back tenfold for the time a few years ago when, while drunk, I opened out a banana skin into the shape of a 3 pointed star and placed it on the bonnet of an old Merc van.
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at tech got my scooter seat covered in cold curry sauce, never really came off
and in april i got 'just engaged' and suchlike all over the favorit in shaving foam. never really came off either!
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Went to a little known retro cars show this summer with a reasonably tidy car   and when i came out of my tent in the morning..........  Some people really have no respect. |
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never knew egg could do that and i never found out who had done it 
