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Jun 27, 2006 22:39:06 GMT
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 max power car, i find it hard to belive |
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Last Edit: Jun 27, 2006 22:48:40 GMT by samyboy
 once again rocking with 1117cc and 4 gears! |
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Jun 27, 2006 22:54:58 GMT
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HAHAHAHA, loving the shopping list!
Linkage boots, turbo quickener and a FLUX POWER DISPLAY?!11 Mega money invested there ;D
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Last Edit: Jun 27, 2006 22:55:12 GMT by Dan 1641
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Snoozin
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Jun 27, 2006 22:56:43 GMT
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That's one of the ugliest things ever.
WTF is a turbo quickener?
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Jun 27, 2006 23:00:44 GMT
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Is this real or a joke?
Sounds more like the engine mods actually are :
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Jun 27, 2006 23:10:40 GMT
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i like the note in front of it reminding people what it used to be if he/she hated it that much why buy it in the first place ;D ;D ;D
seems like a lot of time and effort to make a car that ugly
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Last Edit: Jun 27, 2006 23:14:37 GMT by Deleted
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Jun 27, 2006 23:12:42 GMT
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max power car, i find it hard to belive nah dosen't surprize me you get lot of curse word like that in that mag ;D ;D |
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Jun 27, 2006 23:17:07 GMT
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I'm quite dubious about the figures TBH (Unless they're talking km/h). Are they proven? What 4.5 V8 are they talking about? Toymota / Lexus I'm assuming. If so, it'd probably be a lot quicker without all that plastic sh!t nailed to it.
I'd have to drive it at 220 all the time so no f*cker sees me in it.
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Odin
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Jun 27, 2006 23:26:10 GMT
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Hang on, has anyone noticed 'Bilstein 7100 Series Adjustable Shocks for Your Wrangler TJ'? Clearly he's just copied and pasted some vaguely cool looking stuff off some random sites. ;D Further proof - there are capital letters for the part names, which his own text is clearly missing.  Oh, and Edit: Voila! The Turbo Quickener. |
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Last Edit: Jun 27, 2006 23:34:11 GMT by Odin
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Jun 27, 2006 23:34:43 GMT
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Quote: "My car is unbelievably lush and mint" Unbelievable. Well at least there's some truth in that text It'll be on eBay soon with a £22k reserve "Cos that's 'ow much I spent on it, innit" |
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Jun 27, 2006 23:46:47 GMT
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its actually a mk3 so its almost retro then again a tad to much plastic
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once again rocking with 1117cc and 4 gears! |
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19inch tyres on 17inch wheels - how does he keep the air in, inner tubes   More like a boggo 1.1 endura  |
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haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
Gran Turismo brake system - as in "made up"
A suspiciously unidentified engine when everything else has brand names dripping off it.
Even if it did have 499bhp, given that there's no gearbox mods to get it to 220mph he'd need a V8 that revs to about 16000rpm.
What a plank! He's obviously spent so much on his bodykit he feels he needs some decent specs to show for it... shame it's all made up!
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Never trust a man
Who names himself Trevor.
Or one day you might find
He's not a real drug dealer.
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I bet when you crank it up that V8 would sound suspiciously similar to an 1100cc HCS.
Oh and those must be NASA-fixings to stop all the placca grot wanging off at 220mph
C0ck-waving in it's most abhorrent form.
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Last Edit: Jun 28, 2006 8:23:36 GMT by arthurbrown
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phatphord
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oh dear god...well at least its beige. thats the only redeeming feature. However how can it do 220mph when it only has one front control arm? surely thats the worlds fastest doughnut?
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1994 Ford Scorpio Lowrider
um...and some bikes...
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Wouldn't all that plastic curse word blow off at 220mph?
Contender for shitter of the month more like...
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 An i thought it was gonna be one of those standard looking new fiestas with a Cossie in, the tyre quote is the funnyest for me. This is still a big fave, don't know much about it like.  Scaled down subtle donk?  |
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 it doesn't matter if it's a Morris Marina or a Toyota Celica - it's what you do with it that counts  |
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No – just a dull-ass festa with big rimz.
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1972 Fiat 130 1985 Talbot Alpine 1974 Lancia Beta Saloon 1975 + 1986 Mazda 929 Koop + Wagon 1982 Fiat Argenta 2.0 iniezione elettronica 1977 Toyota Carina TA14 BEST CAR EVER!!!!!!!! 1979 Datsun B310 Sunny 4-dr 1984 Audi 200 Quattro Turbo 1983 Honda Accord 1.6 DX GONE1989 Alfa 75 2.0 TS Mr T says: TREAT YO MOTHER RIGHT! |
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and black side repeaterz. probably bought on the wheel shoping trip to Halfords.
minus a squillion out of ten for effort.
quite like the top one but it's got a shopping list down the door.... you'd think a multinational company would know better than to let a 17-year old do the decals.
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Never trust a man
Who names himself Trevor.
Or one day you might find
He's not a real drug dealer.
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Smashing! I was preparing to be impressed but that gets my award for super lying plastic curse word b0llocks  ;D 22.0 mph ;D |
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"Fiesta with bodykit and big wheels for sale, ideal first car (for mong). £1"
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1972 Fiat 130 1985 Talbot Alpine 1974 Lancia Beta Saloon 1975 + 1986 Mazda 929 Koop + Wagon 1982 Fiat Argenta 2.0 iniezione elettronica 1977 Toyota Carina TA14 BEST CAR EVER!!!!!!!! 1979 Datsun B310 Sunny 4-dr 1984 Audi 200 Quattro Turbo 1983 Honda Accord 1.6 DX GONE1989 Alfa 75 2.0 TS Mr T says: TREAT YO MOTHER RIGHT! |
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An i thought it was gonna be one of those standard looking new fiestas with a Cossie in, the tyre quote is the funnyest for me.
;D